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[01 Jul 2003|12:12pm] AFter months of bulling crap, I have finally moved journal. I have moved to tehsex 2 comments|post comment

[29 Jun 2003|03:16pm] Mwahahha... I have decided to start playing Diablo II once again. This time, I have created 'Smaddie' the shapeshifting Druid. I have just slain the Smith and I am on my way to slay Andariel. I <3 Smaddie. post comment

[28 Jun 2003|12:31am] That is one ugly panda-bitch. You want me to fuck her? If you were a panda you would know that is one ugly panda-bitch. You took me from my homeland where I was named Woo Shu Ki Ping, "Bear with balls of steel." and brought me here...What is my name now? Ling Ling, "The Pussy Panda." Now you expect me to fuck that ugly panda-bitch? Fuck you! 2 comments|post comment

[25 Jun 2003|05:27pm] I'll never understand whites. Or women. take the "Which Funkified Anime Internet Emoticon Are You Quiz" @ undead friday. post comment

[25 Jun 2003|07:17am] kogmaniac's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what kogmaniac has done with the 28 people on his friends list! met 100.0% hugged 100.0% dated 100.0% seen topless 100.0% seen naked 100.0% made out 100.0% oral sex 100.0% fucked 100.0% What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats? Support our sponsor and help pay bandwidth costs: Looking for CHEAP perscription stimulant 'appetite suppressants'? What about Viagra so you can go all night long? Why go to the doctors office when you can order them online from us? Don't resort to the street! No prior perscription required! You're all sluts. 1 comment|post comment

[24 Jun 2003|07:01pm] My new icon is teh shit, dog. post comment

[23 Jun 2003|04:26pm] Is Australia upside down or is it just the rest of the world? While all of you are gaining beautifully warm weather, I am freezing my balls off. It is so damn cold. This year, Sydney wasn't half as cold as it was this year at winter. And two weeks from now, I'm going friggi' skiing! I'll be dead from pneumonia long before I talk to any of you ever again. I'm going to have to start wearing a sweater or a thermal undershirt or something or I'm going to die. Winter has almost no uses. Why, if it weren't for the erect nipples, winter would have no use at all! 2 comments|post comment

[22 Jun 2003|09:24pm] For some strange reason, I find myself dancing to/singing Justin Timberlake's Rock Your Body. I'm a rather good dancer. 3 comments|post comment

[19 Jun 2003|06:47pm] kogmaniac Magic Number 20 Job Criminal Personality Procrastinator (If The Apathy Doesn't Kill Me) Temperament Unflappable Sexual Just Say No Likely To Win A Duel With Pistols Me - In A Word Chinny Colour Brought to you by MemeJack post comment

[19 Jun 2003|07:19am] helloiamdrunk 95% myillution 95% seiry 92% anriko 91% _eurydice_ 91% gokuiroth 87% reeenaxriiikku 87% whiskeyinthejar 87% masterranma 83% rainecloud 61% How compatible with me are YOU? post comment

[18 Jun 2003|07:09pm] I drew a smiley face. :) I drew a sad face. :( I drew a pyramid. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . I am bored. w00t. 2 comments|post comment

[16 Jun 2003|05:08pm] The last book I read was the TV Guide. :) seiry 92% anriko 91% _eurydice_ 91% masterranma 83% rainecloud 61% How compatible with me are YOU? 1 comment|post comment

[26 May 2003|08:34pm] I'm going to have a sexy new journal soon, entitled tehsex. It'll be up and running at maximum snazziness soon. 3 comments|post comment

[23 May 2003|09:05pm] YoU aLL sUcK mY cOcK 3 comments|post comment

[23 May 2003|04:45pm] I got into a fight today. I got a swollen eye but the other guy got a broken nose. Too bad the stupid teacher got to break it up. post comment

[22 May 2003|06:56pm] Soccer leage starting! Whoo hoo! And I'm the fucking Captain, bitches. We're going to own this season. We're going to have training like everyday of the week, cept Sunday. And every weekend we have one game on Saturday. We're going to OWN. And on Sunday, probably going to seduce K-T. post comment

[15 May 2003|06:56pm] The name for my new livejournal shall be lark. Or should it? IF anyone has any better ideas, I wanna hear them. BEcause I don't want to stuff the new journal up like I did the old one. And I'll be making it on the 28th, when my exams finish. Actually, my last exams ARE on the 28th but... it's all shite exams like DT, Divinity and Music. Blah. In other news, Alice in Wonderland the Cartoon is the best thing to watch when you're high as a motherfucker. post comment

[14 May 2003|12:22pm] New, friends only LJ coming up. 9 comments|post comment

[13 May 2003|09:36pm] Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles. Linkin Park 1. Are you male or female?: Forgotten 2. Describe yourself: Numb, Crawling 3. How do some people feel about you?: Faint 4. How do you feel about yourself?: Breaking the Habit 5. Describe your significant-other relationship: By Myself 6. Where would you rather be?: With You 7. Describe what you want to be: Somewhere I Belong 8. Describe how you live: Runaway 9. Describe how you love: Don't Stay 10. Share a few words of wisdom: Figure.09 post comment

[13 May 2003|04:37pm] I've got an urge to make a new livejournal account since I most definitly screwed this journal up. Can anyone spare me an LJ code? 1 comment|post comment

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